If there’s one universal truth in the Kelce universe, it’s this:
No one is immune to chaos — not even a Top Gun hero.

The latest episode of New Heights delivered peak entertainment, combining Hollywood humiliation, preschool-level savagery, and a food debate so outrageous it could only happen between two NFL legends.

And yes, a six-year-old once again stole the show.

🎬 Wyatt Kelce vs. Miles Teller: The Ego-Check Heard Around Hollywood

Miles Teller — movie star, Eagles superfan, and friend of the Kelce clan — joined the pod expecting football talk, maybe a Maverick reference, maybe even a little hero worship.

Instead?
He got humbled by a kindergartener.

Jason was mid-interview when Wyatt suddenly stormed into the room with the confidence of a toddler CEO. Jason proudly introduced her to Teller, expecting a sweet moment.

“Are you excited to meet him, Wyatt?”

Wyatt stared straight at one of the biggest actors in the world…
paused…
and delivered the kill shot:

“Who’s that?”

Jason broke.
Travis nearly fell out of his chair.
Miles Teller gracefully accepted his fate as “Random Guy Talking to Dad.”

The internet immediately crowned Wyatt Kelce the undefeated queen of unintentional savagery.

Travis, the proud uncle, declared her comedic timing “GENETICALLY ELITE.”

🌮 The Unhinged “Taco Domination” Debate That Broke Travis Kelce

Before Wyatt humbled Hollywood, the brothers were already deep into weird territory.

A fan question asked:
“Do you tilt your head to eat a taco, or do you tilt the taco?”

Normal people would answer normally.
But these are the Kelces.

Jason explained he’s a “three-quarter taco eater,” tilting BOTH his head and the taco — then demonstrated a hand motion so questionable the editors blurred it out.

Travis screamed, “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”

Then came Travis’ turn — and he didn’t disappoint.

With absolute seriousness, he announced:

“I will dominate the taco by DEVOURING the taco.”

He doubled down:

• “Doesn’t matter which way the taco turns.”

• “I chew HARD AS F***.”

• “The taco knows who’s boss.”

It was part motivational speech, part threat, part performance art.

Classic Travis Kelce energy: 50% intensity, 50% nonsense, 100% iconic.

🏈 Football, Spitgate & More Kelce Chaos

Somehow, between toddler ambushes and taco warfare, the brothers squeezed in actual football:

• Travis called the growing trend of players spitting on each other “disrespectful and disgusting.”

• They recapped Bills vs. Buccaneers (44–32) and the Rams’ razor-thin win over the Seahawks (21–19).

But let’s be honest — that’s not what people will remember.

The real MVP of the episode?

Wyatt Kelce — the only human brave enough to humble a Hollywood icon on a live podcast.

New Heights remains the only show where NFL analysis, celebrity cameos, toddler roasts, and taco domination can coexist in perfect, chaotic harmony.

Tune in next week…
because at this rate, Bennett Kelce might wander in and call Patrick Mahomes “the guy with the hair.”